i make fun of my brothers when they fall down and don’t childproof my room but god forbid there be a dustball on my desk or floor because oh my god what if it scares my snake what if he cuts himself on my keyring i need to put this up oh my music is too loud at 2 AM and you can’t sleep too bad children NO DON’T YOU DARE SLAM MY DOOR YOU MIGHT SCARE SAMMY WHISPER OMG SAMMY ARE YOU OK YOU SLIPPED OFF OF MY HAND ONTO MY ARM FALLING LESS THAN 2 CM ARE YOU HURT LET ME GIVE YOU PETS

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I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth

(via iftheshoe-fitz)